Important Recall Notice!

We are considering Ezekiel 36:26

I got this interesting piece from a friend on WhatsApp. I later found that Art Proctor[1] shared it as having been received from his “God-grandson”. It has inspired me to reflect on this so-called Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality which is wreaking havoc on nations, cultures, and people. I have done a tad of editing and trust you will be inspired too…

“RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured  – Regardless of make or year, due to a severe defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed Subsequential Internal Non-morality, more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms – 1. Loss of direction, 2. Foul vocal emissions, 3. Amnesia of origin, 4. Lack of peace and joy, 5. Selfish or violent behaviour, 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component, 7. Fearfulness, 8. Idolatry, 9. Rebellion

“The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no fee required. The number to call in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JESUS will replace it with 1 Love, 2. Joy, 3. Peace, 4. Patience, 5. Kindness, 6. Goodness, 7. Faithfulness, 8. Gentleness, and 9. Self-control. Please see the operating manual, the B-I-B-L-E (Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on using these fixes.

“WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

“DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! GOD.

“PS Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice!)[2]

Early this year, when my Toshiba laptop battery was defective, I discovered that the Manufacturer recalled them due to defects. I began considering the cost of sending it from Africa to the US for a replacement. Would I even get that replacement or a note saying I didn’t qualify because I was not in the US? How much would it cost to just purchase a new one at the nearby Computer Village? It was cheaper and faster to get a new one at Computer Village.

In your case, your Manufacturer says you don’t need to travel anywhere or pay anything to get your heart unit repaired! What are you waiting for?

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[1] https://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewArticle.asp?id=26537

[2] Ibid.